If you can read this, turn me over!

That sticker was seen on the bumper of a jeep. The sign was up-side-down.

I like to read bumper stickers. You can find lots of them on the Internet if you want to save gasoline. I found the one on the jeep at http://www.berro.com/entertainment/bumper.htm.

A major theme for bumper stickers is school kids. We've all seen them:

My son is an honor student at Podunk High!

There are counter-stickers against such, like: Your honor student is pregnant with my "D" student's baby!"

One sticker at the reference above got my attention which was Cat: The other white meat!

The reason this grabbed me is that I once lived an hour or less from Philadelphia. There was a story going on in that town that years ago the cats were disappearing in a certain area. The mystery was solved when the authorities found that Chinese Restaurants were serving cat!

I have no idea whether this story is true or not, but having traveled in the Orient, it wouldn't surprise me if it were true at least somewhere in the world.

Here's one I like found at http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/bumper.htm: If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

We've all seen trailers next to the road turned upside down with the contents spread from hell to breakfast. That includes boat trailers up here in Idaho. When you are towing a trailer you always wonder: "Did I clamp that thing on right? Will that emergency chain hold?"

Here's another one on the honor kid found on the above reference: Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

And this: We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

If you are in St. Augustine, Florida you can drink from Ponce de Leon's famous spring. Learn more at: http://www.fountainofyouthflorida.com/.

What? Are you still here?

Everybody else headed for Florida!

The End

copyrightJohn T. Jones, Ph.D. 2005